Funny Text Jokes

Funny text jokes can be quite entertaining from time to time. I guess because theres such a wide variety like: rude text jokes, short text jokes, sms text jokes etc… They’s quite a lot of choice and that can make it difficult to choose the best test jokes. However, I’ve tried hard to find goos ones, and here they are…

• Time is a marvellous healer but is a complete failure as a beautician.
• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s £1.50 per minute
• Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own
• Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential

I fnd those to be rather funny rude jokes. Here’s some more dirty jokes for text messages…

Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential
• I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
• I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
• What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b*tch who knows everything.
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Those were some great short jokes. I’m gonna end off with something funny…